blitzblatzbrats

fuck this blitzblatzbratsbullshit my new livejournal is

http://www.livejournal.com/users/cheapthrills77/

 <<< and that is kyle

i dont like their new stuff as much :(

yesterday craigd finally took me, lexi, and jerm rollerskating/blading. it wasnt as fun as i wanted it to be cause they were on their expensive inline blades doin all these crazy tricks bein all serious and me and lexi were fuckin around on rollerskates mollesting each other and falling and being a mess. then we picked up some black guy that talks like a valley girl and took him to melrose cause we was doin this skating thing. and i told him he looked like Junx from gravy train and hes like "oh my gawwwd nooo that fools like totally uglyyy!" and im all "wellll...." fuck man i would be honored. we saw that guy from Cosmo's dancing in a skirt out front but he probably didnt recognize me cause my hair wasnt up and i was in a car.

haha Junx w/ Masta Killah of Wu-Tang Clan.

the other day tamra took me, lexi, sid, crystal, joy, and tyler to melrose. then we saw ryan and his little brother anthony.

 ha that fool from Cosmo's let me bite his nipple ring

 joy gettin ganged up on

 sid and lexi

 ryan and lexi

 crystal wants a vespa

 we came up on some punk bunny stickers

 we saw a piece of africa in starbucks

 we saw rat from discharge. ha joy and tyler boned out of the car and rolled on the grass and ran through the sprinklers to catch him but, like i said, he was just chillin in headline buying a gay ass exploited poster. when they got there they were too pussy to ask him for a picture cause they were tryin to be all hard so me and lexi took a picture haha sucks.

some night we went to a "party" in gardena (another ghetto one) but there werent a whole lotta people there. there was a group of asian dj's playing shitty music. zed and ivan were there, ashamed. so i invited jeremy craigd ash victor and some other fool over. tamra drank almost a whole bottle of jack and ended up puking, i warned her but oh well. we went to In-N-Out at 1:00 in the morning. zed almost killed us twice in the car. then ricky took over and he almost killed us too!! ivan was on zed's phone talking to zed's ex-lady but we thought he was talking to someone else. zed got pissed. then me and crystal crashed at her house.

 i straight up grabbed that fools headphones and started doin my own shit, i thought i was gunna get jumped so i just didnt look any of em in the eye and i guess jeremy said they had the funniest faces like what the fuck is going on. he wouldnt take the picture so ash took it after ha.

( yo DJ you're a fuckin pancake face!!!! )

me and crystal went to a bonfire but it sucked so we left in a pimp car with patricia and jesse. ha jesse looks to his left and hes all "daaaang this bitch is talking shit about me" and i look over and some lady with 5 kids in her car was crying hysterically i was like whaaaa. so patricia's grandma had to go to the hospital so she dropped us off at crystal's and me and crystal start walking towards roxanne's house and meet some bros that wanna party but we end up just taking a taxi there and we here billy idol so we walk in this bar and listen to this live band for awhile then go to roxanne's.

( hula hoops )

Current Mood: tired

Current Music: the colour

blah blah blah, im running out of colors to type in, why the hell don't they have pink?!

ahhhhh why do i even do this.....well AT LEAST ANDREAS ENJOYS THESE! :)

ok so DEAR JOURNAL!!!! haha naw but, yesterday me and lexi went all over hermosa looking for jobs but everyone is sljcfgajrbhkuxcg!!!!! then some old guy that always compliments our hair that we used to think was just a creep came up and started talking to us. it turns out he works in a barber shop and he used to have hair like ours and he works for the rolling stones and cuts rockstars' hair too and he used to own part of the greek theatre and gets into all these concerts for free. pretty snazzy.

then we met some guy named Steven from Atlanta, Georgia and he said it is so hot and humid outside in Georgia that if you walk outside it's like walking in mashed potatoes.

then we hung out with Richard at his job in Fish Wonders. lexi got a goldfish named Hamburger. then we went out to lunch with my parents.

 haha how could you not love Richard!!!!

 those are huge

those are my friends :)

so last night me, tamra, crystal, franky, zed, and ivan drank at el nido. then everyone went home so me and tamra slept in her car at nido again ha.

^ uhhhh that's zed tryin to be sexy...

( in the car )

 i used to dress up in my dad's cowboy boots but i always got confused about which foot was the right one and which was the left one but fuck it i look cool right? i dunno why my mom made me wear that ugly purple thing.

 yay! summersaults in mom's high heals! i still do that...

 my sister did it too i guess ha

( july 4th )

July 4th was insane. me and lexi went to the pier and saw a buncha people. kim was shitfaced it was hilarious. there were sooo many fuckin people down there. we got things like "YEA! PUNK ROCK!" *bull horns* and "LOVE IS A BATTLEFIELD!!" and "do you like boats? and hot dogs? and weiners?" it was rather annoying but it kept us entertained.

then we went back to lexi's and played with Wilbert her new chinchilla. at first i was kinda scared of her cause she was so weird looking but then i saw her hop around and spin her tail in circles like a hellicopter and hide under the pillows and i became fascinated.

britney and shane came over and we played with a cosmetology doll head cause we're just plain old immature.

then crystal came over and we ate pizza and then we went to the pier but lexi could only stay with us for a few hours cause she was still on restriction or whatever. i saw jeff creeden and his 2 hardcore friends and they said they were getting alcohol from their car and to wait at 2nd street cause they were at a party. well every house on the strand was having a party so we just picked a party on 2nd street and stood there and talked to some weird guy with cool sunglasses. the place was a warzone with fireworks going BONKERS! someone threw fireworks at us. my hair almost caught on fire. some guy tricked us and took us to another party on 2nd street (the wrong one) but i saw talia and some other people i hadnt seen in awhile. lexi left. me and crystal ran into miles, vince, james, and some other people. then we hung out with allie. we needed a chaser but we were broke so we asked some foreign guy to buy us a coke and hes like "COCAINE!!? i cannot do that no no no no!!" and we're like "uh no coca cola, ya know?" but he got scared and left. some fat old slobby drunk stood in front of me and wouldnt let me pass by so im like "what the fuckkkk!!!!" and hes like "ya knooooo you kno what you look liiiike ya know what you look like huh? you look like HEART!" so i was like ok peace out and kept walking and all the sudden crystal pulls me and im like huh? and the drunk guy slaps my ass! so i was like ahhhh!! some weird guys were staring at us. drunk guys came and talked to us for like 20 minutes saying the same thing over and over. we had group hugs. then we went to allies and she has a q-tip dog.

my mom just recently got foot surgery so ive been the cook, the maid, and the personal servant for awhile.

ummm sometime ago me, tamra, crystal, delta, and nadia went to marty's backyard gig. we convinced a liquor store to let us buy beer because we have huge ass mary poppins purses and he gave nadia a free lollipop so it looked like we were just buying candy. we're pretty slick. um i saw everyone and their mother at the party. futile dispute, armistice, the filth, kerry, lerch, carlos, daniel, derek, dj...that whole crowd and random surpise guests like whitney! we got so trashed. then the cops came and raided the place so we busted out NWA "fuck tha police" as we drove away. me tamra and fed parked at el nido and slept in tamra's car. she needs to send me the pictures of that night still.

xrunawayboyx: cool cuz im gonna be in your neck of the woods     

haha miguel says funny things <3

Varukers1: HOW BAD DO U NEED A JOB?
BlitzBlatzBrats: i have 48 cents in my pocket
Varukers1: OK THATS REALLY BAD

Varukers1: WHAT MALL DO U GO TOO?
BlitzBlatzBrats: galeria in north redondo
Varukers1: HOW FAR IS THAT FROM U?
BlitzBlatzBrats: takes like 30 minutes walking
BlitzBlatzBrats: like 5-10 driving
Varukers1: WHAT THE?
Varukers1: LOL
BlitzBlatzBrats: why you wanna kno?
Varukers1: THEN WHY DID THAT STUPID SITE SAID 1 HOUR

DannyBarracuda: i know
DannyBarracuda: u guys are gonna end up in hollywood buying snazzy suits
DannyBarracuda: and some rockin shades
DannyBarracuda: OH YEAH!
DannyBarracuda: o brother
BlitzBlatzBrats: lol
BlitzBlatzBrats: i wish
BlitzBlatzBrats: id rather do that
DannyBarracuda: me too
DannyBarracuda: i'll get the car
DannyBarracuda: my sympathy goes out to those poor cows
DannyBarracuda: poor cows lost their chance to be free
DannyBarracuda: now their in a swimming pool instead of the sea
BlitzBlatzBrats: oh my god
BlitzBlatzBrats: did you just rhyme about sea cows
DannyBarracuda: of course
DannyBarracuda: im a rapper

DannyBarracuda: dont worry
DannyBarracuda: when we play shows
DannyBarracuda: we can talk about swimming pool cows

me and freddy get bored

r0ckNr011suicide: well get your skates on then
r0ckNr011suicide: im going to the roller ring tonight
r0ckNr011suicide: all the cool guys are gonna be there
BlitzBlatzBrats: haha
BlitzBlatzBrats: totally
r0ckNr011suicide: bret and his furious five
r0ckNr011suicide: those guys are hell on wheels
BlitzBlatzBrats: ha what in the world
r0ckNr011suicide: dont even try to out skate them
BlitzBlatzBrats: they should see my turbo wheels
r0ckNr011suicide: lol
r0ckNr011suicide: you play with fire you gonna get burned
BlitzBlatzBrats: haha
r0ckNr011suicide: and they fire
BlitzBlatzBrats: well they about to get smoked
BlitzBlatzBrats: where the hell is my beer
r0ckNr011suicide: lol

talk about killing it...

teenshake77: whats kissopoly?
BlitzBlatzBrats: monopoly but the theme is KISS
teenshake77: so are you saying you wanna make out with me??
BlitzBlatzBrats: hahaha
BlitzBlatzBrats: i was talking about the band but you can stick your tongue down my throat if you wanna
BlitzBlatzBrats: muahaha
teenshake77: i have elvisopoly!!
BlitzBlatzBrats: u do?
teenshake77: yeah,i've never played it though
BlitzBlatzBrats: i want ghettoopoly
BlitzBlatzBrats: but i couldnt find it :-\
teenshake77: shit you aint ghetto
BlitzBlatzBrats: pssh come again!?
teenshake77: the only thing you got thats ghetto is that booty!! heheh
BlitzBlatzBrats: haha fo sho
teenshake77: conceided!!
BlitzBlatzBrats: whaaat!?
BlitzBlatzBrats: i have an ass like shaniqua, how is that conceided!
teenshake77: i dont know a shaniqua,but i know a bonisha!!i really do!!
teenshake77: what are you doing this weekend?
BlitzBlatzBrats: i think im going to some guy named marty's party (oh shit that rhymes!) either tonight or on friday i forget, but i dont even kno him, then i might go see the adicts on saturday if i have money
teenshake77: sounds GAY!!
BlitzBlatzBrats: haha give me something better to do then!!
teenshake77: I present to you!!!!!!!!MEEEE!!!!
BlitzBlatzBrats: hahaha
teenshake77: i'm seriouse fool!!
BlitzBlatzBrats: uh NEXT!! :-P
BlitzBlatzBrats: dang ryan i didnt kno you were like that, ur starting to act like me
teenshake77: shit,you dont know me son!!
BlitzBlatzBrats: ha you a freak huh!?
teenshake77: only if you knew!!!
teenshake77: hahah
BlitzBlatzBrats: this is getting outta hand!
teenshake77: but what do you mean??
BlitzBlatzBrats: dont worry about it
BlitzBlatzBrats: but when the hell r we going rollerskating?
teenshake77: rollerskating,what are you talking about?
BlitzBlatzBrats: the shoes with the wheels..
teenshake77: i know that,but did i ever say lets go rollerskating??
BlitzBlatzBrats: no but why not!?!!
BlitzBlatzBrats: >:o
teenshake77: sounds kinda boring at the moment..i'd rather watch a movie and makeout or something

BlitzBlatzBrats: what the hell!!?!?!!!
BlitzBlatzBrats: NO!
BlitzBlatzBrats: we're going rollerskating damnit!
teenshake77: i was joking dogg

teenshake77: but i would rather watch a movie
BlitzBlatzBrats: ur laaame
BlitzBlatzBrats: you're gunna turn into a couch potatoe
teenshake77: i dont give a FUCK!!
BlitzBlatzBrats: haha
BlitzBlatzBrats: what movie?
teenshake77: war of the worlds
teenshake77: or something with you in it
teenshake77: jk
BlitzBlatzBrats: oh puhlEAAASSEE!
BlitzBlatzBrats: r u black today?
teenshake77: why do you say that?
BlitzBlatzBrats: cause you all up on this white gurrrl
teenshake77: how dumb..you were up on my first nigga!!
BlitzBlatzBrats: say whaa
BlitzBlatzBrats: wuteva im black im allowed to be

k conversations that involve rollerskating and black people are officially DEAD!!

oh i just put fake nails on and boy oh boy is it a bitch to type.

i got my drivers license yesterday!!! and some asian girl that was taking her test crashed into another car right in front of me. idiot.

so i went shopping for work clothes yesterday but instead i got a KISS book with a million pictures in it and "Please Kill Me" and a huge new "According to the Rolling Stones" book for $6.00!!! then i got KISS-opoly. ha tiiight.

( hahaha dumb pictures )

hung out at the pier the other night with crystal and tamra and tried to convince people to buy us beer "esqueesssoo!!!"

 i had blisters on my heals from walking so much the other night ahaha so i thought i was gunna be the only one wearing sandals but i thought wrong!

( i look retarded in these )

blah blah blah...lexi, me, kasie glitz (haha) went to the pier and saw adam and some bum ass fools that gave us beer and fags. then we molested little boys and i found a crusty that had just climbed out of the ocean. we went to classic burger and talked to some black fools. then some HUGE 15 year old guy started following us. eventually him and the crusty left. when we got to lexi's her mom had just gotten home. so then me and kasie went to my house and slept then got ready. we were going to go to a hunington beach gig with slither sleeze, midnight scars, moving targets, armistice, shoot it up..but tamra's mom wouldnt let her drive that far so we went to a party in lawndale. there were 90% black and mexican people. a buncha hermosa people that we had seen at the pier were there too tho randomly. jean, kelly, ashley, miriam, MANDY ROTH!!! haha miriam and mandy were so drunk they came up to me and gave me a huge hug and shit. there were 2 kegs. crystal had one, tamra had a lot, i had like 5, and kasie drank like 9 in 30 minutes. then some black fools hooked it up it was hilarious. crystal went home with some guy haha. so tamra dropped me and kasie off at her house and we just walked around from there. we walked for about 4 hours through parks and allies. we were walking by el nido in the street and a cop pulled us over (it was like 11:30 at night) so we threw cigs and stuff down and he was so chill he just told us to walk on the sidewalk and we pretended to be lost. so then we went back and couldnt find our cigs so we just sat in el nido bathrooms for about 30 minutes with no lights and smoked the rest of the pack of fags that tamra gave us. kept walking and saw a cool car with naked girls painted on it. ended up in crenshaw and asked this couple for directions. started talking to them about war and the military. ended up at lexi's cut her screen and snuck her out. hung out in the bushes. got a million mosquito bites. went to the choo choo train park and kasie found a little kid's Gilligan hat. some guy was flying a toy hellicopter.

( long ass night )

i forget what day it was but one of these days britney had a dance party.

( tah dah! )

HOLY SHIT WHERE THE FUCK DO I START!!!!!??!?! what day is it anyways??

ok so wednesday..right? yea..wednesday. troy and lexi come over. we get beer and go to britney's house. troy spills 1/2 his 40 on her carpet and puts on her Blondie skirt with nothing underneath. he is starting to weird me out. i get pissed. he gets dressed. roxanne and justine come over. lexi leaves to go to driving skool. we all go to my house. lexi comes over. roxanne and justine leave. trent picks us up and we go to danny's house. hang out with Bean and some other shitfaced people. crash there. then go home early as fuck in the morning. how lame.

( the adventures of troy the gay boy? )